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片名：殭屍教戰守則
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
字幕版本：藍光原盤中文字幕

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可以讓我拖一下嗎？

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你講話好大聲

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什麼？

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我可以待會再來

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不用了

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別亂碰東西

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"別亂碰東西"，白痴

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要爽口糖嗎？

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好吧，我就當你不要

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噢，拜託

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你是怎麼了？

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"死亡日期：2014年2月27日"

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Dod？

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誰會取這種名字？

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進去吧

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搞什麼嘛

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不會吧？重開機

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糟了

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Dod！振作點！

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清除！同意！同意個鬼！

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可惡，算了

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我來人工呼吸

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很好，塔基斯脆條

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不會吧！

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拜託你呼吸

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怎麼會這麼臭

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好吧，還好有這個

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拜託你醒醒！

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一！

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二！

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搞什麼

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耍我就是了

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糟了

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《殭屍教戰守則》

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什麼最酷？

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童子軍！

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開拍！

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大家好

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我是童軍隊長羅傑斯

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我來介紹什麼是童子軍

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童子軍都很重視友誼

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你們看

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這些童子軍正在爭取弓箭徽章

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徽章象徵著童子軍至高無上的榮耀

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有各種徽章等著你們來挑戰

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什麼最酷？

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童子軍！

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帥吧，要不要加入我們？

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每週五還有免費餅乾喔

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每週六有大合唱

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申請大學也有加分效果

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這個好像已經是常態了

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一定會有人想參加的

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我們不能放棄

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奧奇，有人想參加我頭就切下來給你坐

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卡特，注意你的用詞

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沒有人會報名

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這是在浪費時間

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你們缺乏信心

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童子軍精神到哪去了？

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我們不會因為浪費幾個小時...

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...毫無進展，就從此放棄

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好過有些人浪費一生卻原地踏步

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我們都知道今天是奧奇的大日子

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經過幾年的奮鬥和投入

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他即將獲得童子軍的最高榮譽

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神鷹徽章

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頒獎典禮就在今晚的野營

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好了，我看看，廁所交給卡特

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不！每次都是我弄糞坑

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是廁所，不是糞坑

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班恩，熱狗交給你

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卡特，沒有人會這樣吃熱狗

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班恩，你帶大家念童軍誓詞吧

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快一點

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我在此立誓

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勇敢不怕難

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竭盡所能助人

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保護弱小，上帝請助我一臂之力

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我愛童軍終身不渝

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我愛童軍終身不渝

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我愛童軍終身不渝

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我愛童軍終身不渝

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終身不渝

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這次真的要告訴奧奇

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我們要退出童子軍

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會啦  - 我們講了一年

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我們要挑對時間

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那就今晚吧

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今晚不可以

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他要領神鷹徽章

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那是他加入童子軍所努力的目標

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這對他很重要

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加上他爸過世不能出席

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都兩年了，班恩

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我們不能因為可憐他就留在童子軍

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不是只為了他

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我們明明玩得很開心

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那都是過去式了吧

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我不想停留在過去，你也知道...

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明年就是高二

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你知道什麼意思吧？

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我們要準備升大學

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我們要開始把妹！

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高二是女生發騷的時候

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是嗎？

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我們繼續穿著童軍服

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這根本就是男版的貞操帶

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靠！

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那是什麼？

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我的天啊

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幹

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嚇死我了

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我也是

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我都挫賽了

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別說了

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小鹿斑比被你撞死了

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我不是故意的，誰叫牠站在那裡

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不會吧

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該死

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現在可好了

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這個備用輪胎也未免太小了

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糟了，我爸會氣炸

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其他輪圈螺絲呢？

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我怎麼知道？我一直坐在這裡

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是啊，我看到了

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那是我姊

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坎朵！坎朵！

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可以幫個忙嗎？

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接住！

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傑夫！  - 有事嗎？我叫他"接住"

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我以為他聽到了

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對不起，都是我的錯

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你們沒事吧？怎麼了？

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撞到一隻白尾鹿，超大隻

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我們開著車，然後就撞上了

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你們撞到鹿？真好玩

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不好玩，開什麼玩笑？看看我的車

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最近怎樣，克羅伊？

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你是...

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卡特  - 卡特

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西班牙文課我坐在妳後面

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妳讓我都硬起來了（西語）

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謝謝

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我很喜歡你們的童軍服

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一堆徽章

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班恩和卡特六歲就一起參加童子軍

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對，很久了  - 好極了

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班恩就像我的小老弟

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沒錯，小老弟班恩

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傑夫！

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對不起打到你的臉

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妳今晚會去開趴嗎？

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最近怎樣？

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大型男，怎麼樣啊？

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還不錯

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我跟卡佛在聊天

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卡特

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我有一個好點子  - 是嗎？

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說啊

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招募新人還順利吧？

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跟以前一樣，沒有人加入

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這是天大的玩笑  - 這不是玩笑

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我覺得很酷，你們一直在當童子軍

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將來你回想現在會很有成就感

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好吧，謝謝

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那頭鹿似乎沒有你們的車嚴重

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什麼？什麼意思？

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牠跑到哪去了？

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就在那裡

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太扯了！

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你有什麼毛病啊？

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你絕對想不到

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你們真的不要搭便車？

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不用了

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今晚見  - 今晚見

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說定了喔

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掰，克羅伊，掰

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什麼意思？今晚？

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你不會相信的

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他們邀請我們去高年級祕密派對

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那又怎樣？你看鹿不見了

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管他的，我們要去祕密派對了

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我要把克羅伊搞上床

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這是難得的機會

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別假裝你不想去

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但這是奧奇的大日子

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他要領神鷹徽章

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我們不能錯過頒獎典禮

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好吧，聽我說

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我們去野營

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等奧奇和羅傑斯都睡著了

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我們再偷溜出去開趴

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天亮前趕回營地

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就當我們沒離開過

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我不知道，這聽起來...

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班恩

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這會是我們最爽的一晚

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拜託你

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好吧，我們就試試看

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我愛你，你太棒了，謝謝你

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搞什麼？

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妳好，菲爾德太太

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你們的垃圾桶又擋到我的車道了

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我還要自己移開

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椎間盤突出做這種事情很辛苦

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喔，好

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回去告訴你爸垃圾不要越界

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好的，菲爾德太太，謝謝

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好的，謝謝

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可以拿開妳的手嗎？

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謝謝妳，掰

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我的天啊

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老巫婆，謝謝喔

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她很煩

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天啊，你能想像有那種鄰居嗎？

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天哪，她到底有幾隻貓？

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她大概都拿貓食摩擦臭鮑讓貓來舔

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五點半見，一起去營地

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然後再去開趴

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好吧？  - 好

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待會見  - 好

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真沒公德心

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"生化工程公司-彼得莫利斯"

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生化工程？

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怎麼會跑到這裡？

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彼得莫利斯，撿到就是我的

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有人嗎？

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有人嗎？

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你有什麼毛病？

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你這個白X

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賤X！還有其他髒話！

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討厭啦

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我的幸運小刀！

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別想惹童軍隊長羅傑斯！

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進去不用證件就可以買酒？

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給我20塊就是了

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拿出來

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00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:30,656
快一點

241
00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:32,535
這皮夾比較難開

242
00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:34,622
看我的

243
00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:41,553
你今天好嗎？

244
00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:45,018
算你狠，卡特

245
00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:47,940
把錢交給醉漢

246
00:18:50,946 --> 00:18:52,700
便宜的就好

247
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,467
你有看到那個巨乳女警嗎？

248
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,804
沒，我忙著看你浪費20塊錢

249
00:19:04,097 --> 00:19:05,558
我給他清楚的指示

250
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,148
他會幫我們買半打啤酒，零錢歸他

251
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,735
煩咧

252
00:19:14,492 --> 00:19:15,995
媽呀，是她

253
00:19:16,245 --> 00:19:17,539
誰？

254
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,753
丹妮絲什麼來著

255
00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:22,091
她是我們的學姊，幾年前輟學

256
00:19:22,383 --> 00:19:23,426
"美麗佳人"

257
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:25,931
現在是脫衣舞孃  - 你怎麼知道？

258
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:27,434
她是傳奇人物

259
00:19:28,395 --> 00:19:31,734
他在搞什麼？該死！

260
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,076
先生！

261
00:19:38,247 --> 00:19:40,584
我不要買這些

262
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,588
先生？

263
00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:47,098
可惡

264
00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:49,561
沒關係，我自己來

265
00:19:49,769 --> 00:19:51,273
我自己來就好

266
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,948
便宜貨沒好貨

267
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,452
讓我來

268
00:19:58,579 --> 00:20:00,458
你在幹什麼？

269
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,296
這是...接繩結

270
00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:05,633
絕對不會鬆開  - 你很行嘛

271
00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:07,220
謝謝

272
00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:08,514
滾出去

273
00:20:08,639 --> 00:20:10,018
你的腿很性感

274
00:20:10,768 --> 00:20:12,272
變裝派對？

275
00:20:12,606 --> 00:20:14,109
不，我是...

276
00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:15,862
我是童子軍

277
00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:17,365
真的童子軍？

278
00:20:17,532 --> 00:20:18,868
對，今晚要野營

279
00:20:19,453 --> 00:20:22,124
妳在對面上班嗎？

280
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,546
對，很酷吧？

281
00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:28,971
是啊，我沒去過，但聽說很棒

282
00:20:29,932 --> 00:20:31,727
網路很多好評

283
00:20:32,436 --> 00:20:33,230
怎麼了？

284
00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:35,108
沒什麼，你真可愛

285
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,321
謝謝

286
00:20:38,281 --> 00:20:39,325
快點，卡特

287
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:41,829
你該不會叫那傢伙幫你買啤酒吧？

288
00:20:41,955 --> 00:20:44,335
那是他的意思  - 你們太嫩了

289
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,004
妳要去...

290
00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:47,466
我要拿回20塊

291
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,177
我也有份

292
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,170
謝謝妳，這邊請

293
00:21:07,672 --> 00:21:11,178
天啊，謝啦，妳人真好

294
00:21:11,388 --> 00:21:12,599
是啊，謝謝妳

295
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:15,103
沒什麼，謝謝你的幫忙，美腿先生

296
00:21:17,149 --> 00:21:19,028
什麼鬼？

297
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,536
天啊，她隨時要我舔她哪裡都可以

298
00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:25,790
慘了

299
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,461
他在看我們  - 快走

300
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,973
你不是說坎朵和傑夫分手了

301
00:21:34,265 --> 00:21:35,810
我也以為

302
00:21:35,935 --> 00:21:37,481
他們常常今天復合

303
00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:40,027
明天又鬧分手的

304
00:21:40,194 --> 00:21:41,529
他是個爛人

305
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:49,545
克羅伊想玩我的瘋狂搖桿...

306
00:21:49,754 --> 00:21:51,383
大夥兒  - 怎麼樣？

307
00:21:51,716 --> 00:21:54,054
營地搭得差不多了

308
00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:55,056
很好  - 好極了

309
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,393
怎樣？

310
00:21:56,685 --> 00:21:57,645
怎樣？

311
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,732
太慢了

312
00:21:59,857 --> 00:22:01,235
羅傑斯隊長呢？

313
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,738
他應該來幫我的

314
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,408
但至今還沒出現

315
00:22:04,701 --> 00:22:06,578
太奇怪了，他不遲到的

316
00:22:06,871 --> 00:22:08,917
他可能想退出吧

317
00:22:10,044 --> 00:22:11,755
退出？是喔

318
00:22:12,549 --> 00:22:16,181
太扯了，我倒覺得這是考驗

319
00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:17,183
考驗？

320
00:22:17,392 --> 00:22:21,358
我要拿到神鷹徽章就要證明自己的能力

321
00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:24,573
我為了動物研究徽章記錄動物的飲食

322
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:25,908
無意中找到這個

323
00:22:26,242 --> 00:22:27,829
這是什麼？  - 鹿大便

324
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,586
搞什麼啊？

325
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,256
我需要那個

326
00:22:33,381 --> 00:22:36,763
你需要？大便耶，誰需要大便？

327
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:38,933
我需要，我找了一個禮拜

328
00:22:39,143 --> 00:22:40,937
今晚肯定很難熬

329
00:22:42,608 --> 00:22:44,445
營柱來回抽插

330
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,618
好了

331
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,039
幹得好  - 我辦到了

332
00:23:27,445 --> 00:23:29,575
搞什麼？該不會是你的屁股？

333
00:23:58,673 --> 00:24:00,802
豆子？熱狗？

334
00:24:00,969 --> 00:24:03,015
為什麼老是吃救濟品？

335
00:24:03,182 --> 00:24:05,019
我們在露營？不然要吃什麼？

336
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:08,609
不會害我一直放屁的天然食品

337
00:24:08,818 --> 00:24:10,196
別這麼難搞

338
00:24:11,823 --> 00:24:13,035
奧奇？

339
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,039
奧奇！

340
00:24:15,206 --> 00:24:15,998
用我的打火機

341
00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,712
我用打火機就拿不到生火徽章了

342
00:24:18,837 --> 00:24:19,881
拿去用  - 不要

343
00:24:20,006 --> 00:24:21,551
為什麼？  - 因為我不想

344
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:22,470
奧奇

345
00:24:24,014 --> 00:24:27,062
奧奇，用吧，下次再自己生火

346
00:24:30,695 --> 00:24:33,574
搞什麼？為什麼沒有訊號？

347
00:24:33,867 --> 00:24:35,245
我們在森林裡

348
00:24:35,412 --> 00:24:36,622
以前都有訊號

349
00:24:36,872 --> 00:24:40,213
大自然希望你放下手機享受當下

350
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:43,051
大自然的意思嗎？

351
00:24:43,344 --> 00:24:45,055
這才是大自然的意思吧

352
00:24:49,022 --> 00:24:50,817
中了啦

353
00:24:51,026 --> 00:24:52,486
混蛋東西

354
00:24:52,696 --> 00:24:56,745
等一下，不要拿下來，不要動

355
00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,002
不要動，好了嗎？說"棉花糖"

356
00:25:00,377 --> 00:25:02,423
卡特吸驢蛋...

357
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,096
太讚了

358
00:25:06,723 --> 00:25:08,268
你最好不要PO

359
00:25:08,477 --> 00:25:10,355
我一定會PO我的傑作

360
00:25:10,981 --> 00:25:13,277
好了，馬上回來，我去撒尿

361
00:25:18,079 --> 00:25:19,164
倉鴞？

362
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,502
我覺得是斑點鴞

363
00:25:22,337 --> 00:25:23,924
應該是你對

364
00:25:24,925 --> 00:25:29,100
你知道我走來這裡發現什麼嗎？

365
00:25:29,392 --> 00:25:31,438
我們刻名字的那棵樹

366
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:32,607
不可能  - 真的

367
00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:33,609
真的？

368
00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:35,362
七年前了

369
00:25:35,571 --> 00:25:37,617
我知道，很瘋狂吧？

370
00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:41,708
那天卡特大便不小心坐到仙人掌

371
00:25:43,169 --> 00:25:45,215
你爸還要把刺挑起來

372
00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:47,886
是啊

373
00:25:56,696 --> 00:25:58,992
我知道我們很少聊你爸的事

374
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,749
但如果你願意，儘管找我們

375
00:26:04,712 --> 00:26:06,716
我只是不想掃大家的興

376
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,721
才不會掃興，他是你爸耶

377
00:26:10,097 --> 00:26:11,808
你當然可以聊他

378
00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:14,814
謝謝你，班恩

379
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,153
沒什麼

380
00:26:22,287 --> 00:26:23,206
我愛童軍終身不渝？

381
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,838
我愛童軍終身不渝

382
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:42,369
班恩

383
00:26:43,412 --> 00:26:44,247
走啦

384
00:26:44,539 --> 00:26:45,875
這樣好嗎？

385
00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:49,382
別擔心好嗎？快點，走啦

386
00:26:49,716 --> 00:26:51,637
我們走，快啦

387
00:26:51,887 --> 00:26:52,973
走啦

388
00:27:41,735 --> 00:27:43,196
壞了你們的好事？

389
00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,790
妳好漂亮  - 謝謝

390
00:27:48,999 --> 00:27:51,712
有看到我弟嗎？他應該到了

391
00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:54,551
沒看到耶

392
00:27:54,927 --> 00:27:56,639
他應該快到了

393
00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:02,316
要是奧奇醒來沒看到我們呢？

394
00:28:02,609 --> 00:28:07,660
就算大腳怪來了，他也會繼續睡

395
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,000
那是什麼？  - 什麼？

396
00:28:12,628 --> 00:28:14,799
他來過這裡

397
00:28:15,134 --> 00:28:17,805
說不定他改變心意回家了

398
00:28:17,972 --> 00:28:20,811
羅傑斯隊長隨時都會帶著幸運小刀

399
00:28:20,936 --> 00:28:21,980
他出事了

400
00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:24,819
干我們什麼事？

401
00:28:24,944 --> 00:28:26,238
手電筒給我

402
00:28:26,865 --> 00:28:30,663
你看他的腳印，一拐一拐的

403
00:28:30,873 --> 00:28:35,757
啊不就好棒棒，可以走了吧？

404
00:28:44,816 --> 00:28:45,902
怎麼了？

405
00:28:46,027 --> 00:28:47,029
我覺得他真的出事了

406
00:28:47,321 --> 00:28:49,200
我們還在聊羅傑斯？  - 對

407
00:28:49,408 --> 00:28:53,458
他正坐在家裡變裝成桃莉唱歌呢

408
00:28:57,842 --> 00:28:59,178
糟了

409
00:29:01,349 --> 00:29:03,186
奧奇，等一下，奧奇

410
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,688
奧奇

411
00:29:06,526 --> 00:29:08,863
我以為我們是好朋友  - 我們是啊

412
00:29:09,072 --> 00:29:10,784
我們馬上就回來  - 真的嗎？

413
00:29:11,034 --> 00:29:12,411
開完趴以後？

414
00:29:13,581 --> 00:29:14,959
你也知道那個？

415
00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:17,881
大家都知道，就連我這種魯蛇也知道

416
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,217
你不是

417
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,386
不是嗎？你們不都那樣想

418
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:22,056
我們沒有

419
00:29:22,181 --> 00:29:23,892
班恩，跟他說清楚

420
00:29:24,102 --> 00:29:25,062
不可以

421
00:29:25,187 --> 00:29:26,815
說吧，班恩

422
00:29:27,108 --> 00:29:28,735
說啊

423
00:29:29,027 --> 00:29:30,406
我們不想當童子軍了

424
00:29:33,704 --> 00:29:36,250
聽我說，小時候當童子軍很好玩

425
00:29:38,045 --> 00:29:41,761
但我們都長大了

426
00:29:42,889 --> 00:29:45,476
但我們還是最好的朋友

427
00:29:48,107 --> 00:29:49,568
去開趴吧

428
00:29:51,447 --> 00:29:52,741
奧奇

429
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,369
奧奇，等一下

430
00:29:55,203 --> 00:29:56,915
奧奇，別這樣

431
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:02,092
讓他靜一靜，班恩

432
00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:17,790
收音機是怎麼了？

433
00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,295
你看到沒？  - 看到什麼？

434
00:30:20,587 --> 00:30:22,967
街上都沒有人

435
00:30:24,595 --> 00:30:27,601
大家都睡了吧  - 星期五晚上？

436
00:30:28,519 --> 00:30:31,274
我覺得不太對勁

437
00:30:31,734 --> 00:30:33,195
車子停在那裡

438
00:30:38,247 --> 00:30:41,128
我真的要把這套很俗的制服脫掉

439
00:30:41,670 --> 00:30:43,131
看看有什麼衣服

440
00:30:44,091 --> 00:30:46,220
在這裡換嗎？

441
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:48,099
反正沒有人

442
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:52,149
看看吧，牛仔褲，T恤

443
00:30:52,441 --> 00:30:55,488
保險套，該有的都有了

444
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,578
忘了帶襪子嗎？我忘了

445
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,969
太扯了！

446
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:08,264
你看

447
00:31:08,473 --> 00:31:09,391
怎麼了？

448
00:31:09,558 --> 00:31:11,311
守門的不見了

449
00:31:11,645 --> 00:31:12,981
大門被人砸了

450
00:31:13,148 --> 00:31:16,070
我們趁機溜進去  - 那是非法的

451
00:31:16,404 --> 00:31:18,658
不可以  - 快點啦

452
00:31:18,785 --> 00:31:21,164
不可以，我們未成年  - 機會難得

453
00:31:21,289 --> 00:31:23,668
你在幹嘛？  - 會很好玩的

454
00:31:23,961 --> 00:31:26,174
天哪，等等我

455
00:31:27,551 --> 00:31:30,599
好了，沒有人，快點，走啦

456
00:31:33,187 --> 00:31:35,191
到天堂了

457
00:31:35,818 --> 00:31:37,362
我們成功了

458
00:31:37,738 --> 00:31:39,157
我們進來了

459
00:31:39,282 --> 00:31:41,120
我們正被一大堆美鮑圍著

460
00:31:42,330 --> 00:31:46,213
我要去領錢，你去找位子

461
00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:50,471
空的咧，沒半個人

462
00:33:25,615 --> 00:33:27,077
我朋友帶我來的

463
00:33:27,202 --> 00:33:28,621
他去領錢

464
00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:33,130
我有女朋友了，算是啦

465
00:33:34,257 --> 00:33:36,303
媽咪別擔心，爹地在這裡！

466
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,478
這裡超爽的啦！

467
00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:42,775
她不太對勁

468
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:44,319
你看她的胸部上是什麼

469
00:33:44,527 --> 00:33:47,492
那是化妝啦，笨蛋，叢林主題

470
00:33:49,454 --> 00:33:52,085
太性感了

471
00:33:53,962 --> 00:33:55,216
我的天哪

472
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,968
要升天了

473
00:33:59,641 --> 00:34:01,393
媽呀！

474
00:34:07,072 --> 00:34:08,574
快點跑！

475
00:34:09,911 --> 00:34:11,998
門在那裡！

476
00:35:53,155 --> 00:35:55,116
快起來啊！

477
00:35:59,249 --> 00:36:00,043
卡特！

478
00:36:00,168 --> 00:36:01,546
班恩？班恩！

479
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,384
怎麼回事？

480
00:36:04,509 --> 00:36:05,303
他們想殺了我們

481
00:36:05,470 --> 00:36:07,641
我只是想看咪咪  - 我知道

482
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:10,104
等一下，妳是那個脫衣舞孃

483
00:36:11,023 --> 00:36:12,359
雞尾酒服務生

484
00:36:28,974 --> 00:36:30,853
羅傑斯隊長？

485
00:36:37,825 --> 00:36:39,995
羅傑斯隊長，在家嗎？

486
00:36:50,015 --> 00:36:51,644
有人嗎？

487
00:37:11,808 --> 00:37:13,645
太扯了

488
00:37:18,571 --> 00:37:19,949
給我冷靜！

489
00:37:20,116 --> 00:37:22,204
冷靜？我們差點沒命了！

490
00:37:22,329 --> 00:37:23,706
那是你們的車？

491
00:37:23,831 --> 00:37:24,708
到底發生什麼事？

492
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,253
我一定要洗臉！

493
00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,424
鑰匙呢？  - 先告訴我們怎麼了

494
00:37:28,549 --> 00:37:29,760
誰有溼紙巾？

495
00:37:29,885 --> 00:37:31,931
你以為呢？大家都在人吃人

496
00:37:32,223 --> 00:37:33,976
就像...  - 沒錯

497
00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,062
不可能

498
00:37:35,187 --> 00:37:39,028
有可能，那個死舞孃想吃掉我的臉

499
00:37:39,529 --> 00:37:40,239
挖哩咧！

500
00:37:40,782 --> 00:37:42,284
幹，糟了！

501
00:37:42,786 --> 00:37:44,163
殺了他！

502
00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:53,431
沒錯，他是殭屍

503
00:37:53,557 --> 00:37:54,767
靠

504
00:37:58,190 --> 00:37:59,944
還有其他問題嗎？

505
00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:11,300
開車！快啊！

506
00:38:14,180 --> 00:38:15,850
你要去哪裡？

507
00:38:22,614 --> 00:38:23,616
慘了！

508
00:38:25,953 --> 00:38:27,749
卡特，把輪子拿回來！

509
00:38:32,967 --> 00:38:34,136
我拿到了

510
00:38:34,261 --> 00:38:36,807
快點，他們快來了

511
00:38:38,227 --> 00:38:40,315
快啊  - 我已經很快了

512
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,692
快給我輪圈螺絲

513
00:38:47,954 --> 00:38:49,667
給我快一點！

514
00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:51,503
我拿到了！

515
00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:53,340
放上去！

516
00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,344
好了，放上去！

517
00:38:56,012 --> 00:38:56,596
幹！

518
00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:03,777
好了！

519
00:39:07,993 --> 00:39:08,996
糟了！

520
00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:11,333
有夠扯！

521
00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:18,097
開車！

522
00:39:32,709 --> 00:39:37,927
希望你沒事，我只是過來看看，奧奇

523
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,830
羅傑斯隊長，怎麼了？

524
00:40:55,997 --> 00:40:57,708
大家都很擔心你

525
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:03,136
我知道很沒禮貌，對不起，但我很急

526
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,889
應該是豆子惹的禍

527
00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:07,811
還有棉花糖

528
00:41:08,939 --> 00:41:11,819
我噴了芳香劑，但還是有味道

529
00:41:21,839 --> 00:41:22,590
你的脖子！

530
00:41:25,137 --> 00:41:26,807
羅傑斯隊長！別這樣！

531
00:41:31,107 --> 00:41:33,320
你是不是有過敏？

532
00:41:33,362 --> 00:41:35,574
應該去看醫生！

533
00:43:11,888 --> 00:43:13,933
"疏散用巴士都已發車"

534
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,854
"請沿1號公路往北走"

535
00:43:15,979 --> 00:43:17,607
"17哩處有檢查站"

536
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:20,029
可惡，他們撤離所有的人

537
00:43:20,321 --> 00:43:23,410
我錯過派對，沒見到克羅伊

538
00:43:23,494 --> 00:43:25,122
現在還快死了

539
00:43:25,247 --> 00:43:26,374
冷靜點！

540
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,168
喂！

541
00:43:34,264 --> 00:43:35,350
跟我來

542
00:43:38,565 --> 00:43:40,109
快跑！

543
00:43:40,401 --> 00:43:42,949
卡特，鎖起來！  - 鎖壞了

544
00:43:45,745 --> 00:43:47,457
快點！  - 鎖不起來！

545
00:43:47,749 --> 00:43:48,961
閃開！

546
00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:52,007
快跑！

547
00:44:07,872 --> 00:44:09,417
卡特，拿斧頭！

548
00:44:33,464 --> 00:44:35,176
他們追上來了！

549
00:44:50,665 --> 00:44:51,708
這邊！

550
00:45:07,489 --> 00:45:10,035
現在可好了！該怎麼辦？

551
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,051
對不起放火燒你，羅傑斯隊長

552
00:45:18,343 --> 00:45:19,888
希望不會太嚴重

553
00:45:23,019 --> 00:45:24,731
我打一個雙上手塞結

554
00:45:26,025 --> 00:45:27,736
很難逃脫吧？

555
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,995
好啦

556
00:45:36,211 --> 00:45:39,217
好了，我會回來的

557
00:45:39,886 --> 00:45:41,305
乖乖待在這裡

558
00:46:10,529 --> 00:46:12,032
搞什麼？

559
00:46:12,574 --> 00:46:14,370
你們沒吃飽嗎？

560
00:46:15,372 --> 00:46:16,874
不要去惹他們

561
00:46:16,999 --> 00:46:18,419
我要換大頭貼啊

562
00:46:22,218 --> 00:46:24,723
祕密派對應該撤了吧？

563
00:46:24,890 --> 00:46:26,309
當然囉

564
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,357
我們至少知道父母是安全的

565
00:46:30,234 --> 00:46:31,069
你爸媽去哪裡？

566
00:46:31,194 --> 00:46:33,867
他們去一個可悲的瑜伽靈修營

567
00:46:34,075 --> 00:46:35,954
我倒寧願待在這裡

568
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,218
希望奧奇沒事

569
00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:44,429
誰是奧奇？

570
00:46:44,512 --> 00:46:45,514
我們最好的朋友

571
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:47,350
但已經絕交了

572
00:46:47,727 --> 00:46:49,062
為什麼？

573
00:46:49,187 --> 00:46:50,440
我們為了跑趴丟下他

574
00:46:50,566 --> 00:46:52,027
我們開完趴就會回去的

575
00:46:52,152 --> 00:46:54,239
我們騙了他，不應該的

576
00:46:54,448 --> 00:46:56,410
幹嘛不帶他一起去？

577
00:46:58,247 --> 00:46:59,959
妳不懂奧奇

578
00:47:00,084 --> 00:47:00,919
怎麼了？

579
00:47:01,003 --> 00:47:01,795
他很特別

580
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,964
怪咖？

581
00:47:03,090 --> 00:47:05,553
他會收集鹿大便和編籃子

582
00:47:05,637 --> 00:47:06,555
妳知道的

583
00:47:07,432 --> 00:47:08,434
好吧

584
00:47:08,643 --> 00:47:11,774
給個建議，高中瘋狂跑趴拼人氣

585
00:47:11,941 --> 00:47:14,529
都是沒用的，以後誰管你這些

586
00:47:14,655 --> 00:47:16,449
相信我，我有經驗

587
00:47:16,617 --> 00:47:18,453
妳不是輟學嗎？

588
00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:20,290
不，我拿到同等學歷  - 為什麼？

589
00:47:20,415 --> 00:47:22,670
不是每個人都跟你們一樣爽爽過日子

590
00:47:22,879 --> 00:47:24,507
媽呀，妳好嗆

591
00:47:24,632 --> 00:47:27,262
我待會踹得你屁股開花才叫嗆

592
00:47:27,429 --> 00:47:30,142
放馬過來，我菊花很緊的

593
00:47:30,268 --> 00:47:33,232
我幫你弄鬆點  - 先幫我上潤滑油吧

594
00:47:33,358 --> 00:47:36,071
卡特！你可以閉嘴嗎？

595
00:47:37,281 --> 00:47:39,244
好吧，算了

596
00:47:39,870 --> 00:47:41,581
我受夠你們了

597
00:47:50,808 --> 00:47:52,562
你很行嘛

598
00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:55,276
刨刀徽章還是有點用的

599
00:47:59,366 --> 00:48:01,663
妳呢？  - 我怎樣？

600
00:48:01,955 --> 00:48:04,334
妳的槍法怎麼會那麼準？

601
00:48:05,462 --> 00:48:08,342
我前男友很迷槍枝

602
00:48:08,634 --> 00:48:11,515
每個禮拜都帶我去靶場

603
00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:15,690
所以...現在沒有男朋友？

604
00:48:15,857 --> 00:48:17,235
我死也不要再交男朋友

605
00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:21,284
幹嘛這樣說？  - 不知道耶

606
00:48:21,577 --> 00:48:23,873
我不太會挑男人

607
00:48:24,165 --> 00:48:25,710
最好還是單身

608
00:48:26,377 --> 00:48:28,173
大家都要有個伴

609
00:48:28,381 --> 00:48:29,843
我就不需要

610
00:48:31,429 --> 00:48:33,099
好溫馨喔

611
00:48:34,352 --> 00:48:35,604
混蛋，很痛耶

612
00:48:35,771 --> 00:48:37,525
這就對了  - 是嗎？

613
00:48:37,691 --> 00:48:38,777
你們兩個

614
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,825
聽到沒？  - "就醬跳"？

615
00:48:43,954 --> 00:48:45,332
他們往外走了

616
00:48:45,582 --> 00:48:47,795
我愛死這首歌  - 很符合你的品味

617
00:48:58,859 --> 00:49:00,152
你們看那裡

618
00:49:00,278 --> 00:49:02,156
他們會回來的，我們該怎麼辦？

619
00:49:02,282 --> 00:49:03,409
保險套！

620
00:49:03,617 --> 00:49:06,248
卡特，給我保險套，快點！

621
00:49:08,502 --> 00:49:10,715
給你，拆開綁在一起

622
00:49:10,882 --> 00:49:12,844
這是在幹嘛？  - 做就是了

623
00:49:12,969 --> 00:49:14,013
給你

624
00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:15,558
動作快！

625
00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:42,861
好了，飛繩釣，算你狠

626
00:49:43,905 --> 00:49:46,785
輕輕甩一下，甩過去那裡

627
00:49:47,078 --> 00:49:48,789
很好，加把勁

628
00:49:49,374 --> 00:49:50,751
就在那裡

629
00:49:52,003 --> 00:49:53,882
你可以的，加油

630
00:49:56,011 --> 00:49:58,182
幹得好，太好了

631
00:49:59,101 --> 00:50:00,103
不

632
00:50:03,150 --> 00:50:04,152
你們被逮捕了？

633
00:50:04,319 --> 00:50:05,279
我們把自己鎖起來

634
00:50:05,446 --> 00:50:06,615
為什麼？  - 這是意外！

635
00:50:06,783 --> 00:50:08,119
他一定是奧奇

636
00:50:08,286 --> 00:50:10,623
奧奇，把鑰匙撈起來，你踢進去了

637
00:50:12,335 --> 00:50:13,713
我撈不到

638
00:50:13,879 --> 00:50:16,218
可惡，他們回來了  - 我有辦法

639
00:50:17,304 --> 00:50:19,349
該不會真的有撈鑰匙徽章？

640
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,269
你怎麼找到我們？

641
00:50:21,395 --> 00:50:22,564
循著背叛的臭味

642
00:50:23,607 --> 00:50:24,693
我看到你們的車

643
00:50:24,818 --> 00:50:25,820
心想可能幫得上忙

644
00:50:25,987 --> 00:50:27,699
奧奇，我真的...  - 好了

645
00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:38,678
快點走！

646
00:50:43,897 --> 00:50:45,066
關門！

647
00:50:56,964 --> 00:50:58,675
我的...

648
00:51:00,471 --> 00:51:03,185
天啊

649
00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:04,646
卡特，我們要走了！

650
00:51:06,733 --> 00:51:08,612
快點！  - 好啦！

651
00:51:09,989 --> 00:51:11,868
天啊，我摸到了

652
00:51:12,495 --> 00:51:14,039
應該是假的

653
00:51:14,164 --> 00:51:15,876
"迪爾菲爾德12哩"

654
00:51:18,506 --> 00:51:20,552
幹，我的腳痛死了

655
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:23,224
這裡距離檢查站只有幾哩

656
00:51:23,391 --> 00:51:25,645
我好餓

657
00:51:25,937 --> 00:51:29,445
大家都要被吃了，你還想著吃東西？

658
00:51:29,611 --> 00:51:32,032
聽說人肉吃起來像豬肉

659
00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:33,453
聽誰說？

660
00:51:33,953 --> 00:51:36,374
食人族吧  - 我喜歡培根

661
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,627
你們看

662
00:51:37,836 --> 00:51:39,631
搞不好鑰匙沒拔

663
00:51:46,769 --> 00:51:48,648
天啊，又是他？

664
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:49,650
你們誰去殺了他！

665
00:51:49,775 --> 00:51:52,156
我們總不能一直殺人吧

666
00:51:52,281 --> 00:51:53,366
為什麼不？

667
00:51:53,533 --> 00:51:54,493
因為他是人

668
00:51:54,619 --> 00:51:57,750
那就讓他把你蛋蛋當成夾餅吃

669
00:51:59,085 --> 00:52:01,298
他靠過來嘍

670
00:52:01,466 --> 00:52:03,093
還記得野外安全研討會？

671
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:07,937
遇到有敵意的動物就嚇牠讓牠不敢靠近

672
00:52:08,229 --> 00:52:09,523
我...

673
00:52:10,733 --> 00:52:13,072
那是殭屍，不是熊，笨蛋

674
00:52:26,974 --> 00:52:29,520
他在模仿我  - 奧奇，別耍笨

675
00:52:34,906 --> 00:52:35,657
奧奇

676
00:52:36,784 --> 00:52:38,329
"小甜甜布蘭妮，愛的初告白"

677
00:52:52,774 --> 00:52:54,527
奧奇，你在搞屁啊？

678
00:53:05,966 --> 00:53:07,261
你在幹嘛？

679
00:53:22,165 --> 00:53:23,709
我有嗑藥嗎？

680
00:53:23,751 --> 00:53:26,256
還是他們真的在跟殭屍唱布蘭呢？

681
00:53:44,793 --> 00:53:46,087
只剩你們了嗎？

682
00:53:46,254 --> 00:53:47,673
對，這到底是怎麼回事？

683
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:50,095
還不清楚，一種新型的病毒吧

684
00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:52,516
疾病管制署劃定了軍事防堵區

685
00:53:52,641 --> 00:53:53,893
大部分都撤離了吧？

686
00:53:54,018 --> 00:53:55,187
可以幫的幫了

687
00:53:55,313 --> 00:53:56,607
這病毒來得又快又急

688
00:53:56,774 --> 00:53:57,943
我們還在努力控制中

689
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,030
祕密派對呢？他們也撤離了嗎？

690
00:54:00,741 --> 00:54:01,951
什麼派對？

691
00:54:20,195 --> 00:54:23,075
"市立廢棄物處理廠"

692
00:54:43,950 --> 00:54:45,995
所有人呢？

693
00:54:46,287 --> 00:54:49,001
沒半個人，肯定是搞錯了

694
00:54:49,795 --> 00:54:52,174
道頓大道1146號，是這裡啊

695
00:54:52,341 --> 00:54:54,136
你沒有搞錯

696
00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:55,389
傑夫呼攏你的

697
00:54:55,807 --> 00:54:58,270
什麼？  - 這是廢棄物處理廠

698
00:54:58,395 --> 00:55:00,440
你還沒搞清楚嗎？這地址是假的

699
00:55:01,901 --> 00:55:04,115
操他媽！可惡！

700
00:55:04,448 --> 00:55:06,828
他竟然給我們假地址！

701
00:55:06,953 --> 00:55:07,997
有什麼好驚訝？

702
00:55:08,122 --> 00:55:11,128
你以為他真的會邀我們

703
00:55:11,713 --> 00:55:12,882
報應

704
00:55:13,299 --> 00:55:14,342
什麼？

705
00:55:14,510 --> 00:55:16,221
沒什麼  - 不，大聲點

706
00:55:16,388 --> 00:55:20,772
有點諷刺，你們總算瞭解被騙的感覺

707
00:55:21,023 --> 00:55:23,485
好吧，你是說我們活該

708
00:55:23,652 --> 00:55:25,364
我們跟你去那個愚蠢的營地

709
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:28,871
你們騙我  - 我們騙了你三年

710
00:55:29,247 --> 00:55:31,710
每次的童軍會議和野營

711
00:55:31,835 --> 00:55:34,214
穿這身蠢制服讓大家恥笑

712
00:55:34,341 --> 00:55:37,137
夠了  - 你別再裝好人了

713
00:55:37,304 --> 00:55:38,306
跟他說實話

714
00:55:38,431 --> 00:55:41,479
說你有多討厭童子軍，受夠這一切

715
00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:43,650
我沒說過  - 屁咧！

716
00:55:43,776 --> 00:55:44,735
沒關係

717
00:55:44,861 --> 00:55:46,572
也是時候把所有事說清楚了

718
00:55:47,282 --> 00:55:49,453
他六年級就開始喜歡坎朵

719
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:50,956
我沒有

720
00:55:51,123 --> 00:55:53,127
坎朵？我姊姊坎朵？

721
00:55:53,336 --> 00:55:54,630
不  - 那是亂倫

722
00:55:54,797 --> 00:55:57,009
我們又不是兄妹  - 所以你喜歡他

723
00:55:57,134 --> 00:55:58,596
我沒有  - 我就說吧

724
00:55:58,721 --> 00:55:59,848
閉嘴！

725
00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:01,267
住手！

726
00:56:01,936 --> 00:56:04,315
又來了？天啊

727
00:56:04,524 --> 00:56:06,069
你們能不能用無線電聯絡...

728
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:09,575
你沒事吧？

729
00:56:11,454 --> 00:56:13,166
快幫忙！

730
00:56:16,673 --> 00:56:17,883
把他拉開！

731
00:56:21,725 --> 00:56:26,275
我受...夠...了...殭屍

732
00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:30,074
噁  - 要死了

733
00:56:40,636 --> 00:56:41,805
有人在嗎？

734
00:56:41,930 --> 00:56:43,601
撤離完畢

735
00:56:43,893 --> 00:56:45,145
不，我們還在這裡！

736
00:56:45,313 --> 00:56:46,440
準備清理行動

737
00:56:47,066 --> 00:56:50,447
三點執行空中轟炸，重複一次，三點

738
00:56:50,698 --> 00:56:53,871
什麼？  - 誰來救救我們？

739
00:56:54,121 --> 00:56:56,334
誰來救救我們，有人嗎？

740
00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:57,544
幹！

741
00:56:57,669 --> 00:56:59,381
兩小時後就要炸光這個鎮？

742
00:56:59,507 --> 00:57:01,469
我們要找到坎朵和其他人！

743
00:57:01,594 --> 00:57:02,971
那是祕密派對

744
00:57:03,056 --> 00:57:04,141
誰知道他們在哪裡

745
00:57:05,185 --> 00:57:06,395
我姊的日記！

746
00:57:06,771 --> 00:57:09,485
她會寫一堆無聊事

747
00:57:09,610 --> 00:57:12,406
她肯定會寫下派對的地點

748
00:57:12,574 --> 00:57:14,118
我們最好趕快走

749
00:57:39,919 --> 00:57:40,963
好吧，快點

750
00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:15,864
好了，快點

751
00:58:26,301 --> 00:58:28,932
這房間有夠粉紅和浪漫

752
00:58:29,182 --> 00:58:31,645
你沒去過女生的房間吧？

753
00:58:31,771 --> 00:58:33,817
有，我...  - 你媽的不算

754
00:58:33,984 --> 00:58:35,361
親戚也不算

755
00:58:35,486 --> 00:58:37,907
喂！辦正經事吧？日記呢？

756
00:58:38,367 --> 00:58:41,873
她每個禮拜都會換地方，來找找看

757
00:58:59,408 --> 00:59:00,995
找到沒？  - 沒有

758
00:59:01,495 --> 00:59:03,249
這裡沒有

759
00:59:18,445 --> 00:59:20,616
有聽到嗎？  - 聽到什麼？

760
00:59:21,994 --> 00:59:24,040
樓下有聲音

761
00:59:25,084 --> 00:59:27,838
奧奇去看看  - 我不要自己去

762
00:59:28,047 --> 00:59:29,509
你跟他去  - 為什麼是我？

763
00:59:29,759 --> 00:59:31,679
你是不是男人啊

764
00:59:37,483 --> 00:59:39,194
小聲點

765
00:59:39,403 --> 00:59:41,615
你們家的樓梯會發出聲音

766
00:59:43,619 --> 00:59:45,456
她是卡特的姊姊？

767
00:59:47,043 --> 00:59:48,462
對，坎朵

768
00:59:49,422 --> 00:59:51,468
她肯定是家裡最漂亮的那個

769
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,433
是啊，長得還可以

770
00:59:54,516 --> 00:59:57,689
何止還可以，你不用裝酷

771
00:59:59,191 --> 01:00:00,570
糟了

772
01:00:02,615 --> 01:00:04,326
幹，跟我來

773
01:00:05,997 --> 01:00:08,042
你怎麼沒跟她告白？

774
01:00:08,209 --> 01:00:11,424
有差嗎？她不會喜歡我的

775
01:00:11,632 --> 01:00:13,136
況且她有男朋友

776
01:00:13,303 --> 01:00:15,849
我敢碰卡特他姊，他會殺了我

777
01:00:16,142 --> 01:00:18,145
好吧，我給你一些建議

778
01:00:18,396 --> 01:00:21,109
我沒有別的意思

779
01:00:21,276 --> 01:00:23,322
但你真的要man一點

780
01:00:23,573 --> 01:00:27,038
不可能的，我沒什麼自信

781
01:00:27,205 --> 01:00:28,290
吻我

782
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,296
什麼？  - 別管這麼多，吻我就是了

783
01:00:32,173 --> 01:00:33,258
妳是來真的？

784
01:00:33,342 --> 01:00:36,306
我發現你偷看我屁屁，你很哈我

785
01:00:36,473 --> 01:00:37,558
我沒有  - 班恩！

786
01:00:37,683 --> 01:00:39,479
好啦，偷瞄了一下  - 吻我

787
01:00:40,481 --> 01:00:43,069
丹妮絲，我...  - 你可以的，做就是了

788
01:00:46,451 --> 01:00:48,204
對不起，妳沒事吧？

789
01:00:48,455 --> 01:00:51,001
沒事  - 妳看吧？我就說不要

790
01:00:51,168 --> 01:00:52,504
我們再試一次

791
01:00:52,587 --> 01:00:54,717
不，我覺得好蠢，我們來找日記

792
01:00:54,884 --> 01:00:56,053
過來

793
01:01:09,078 --> 01:01:10,122
不錯嘛

794
01:01:10,957 --> 01:01:12,001
真的？

795
01:01:12,084 --> 01:01:14,505
不是前幾名，別高興得太早

796
01:01:14,631 --> 01:01:16,134
但是還可以

797
01:01:16,426 --> 01:01:20,475
你看到坎朵就直接走過去親他

798
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,146
就沒問題了

799
01:01:22,771 --> 01:01:24,817
好，謝謝

800
01:01:30,036 --> 01:01:31,664
大概是我們忘記關門

801
01:01:32,666 --> 01:01:33,585
奧奇

802
01:01:37,425 --> 01:01:39,220
班恩並不想丟下你

803
01:01:41,433 --> 01:01:43,228
都是我的意思

804
01:01:44,230 --> 01:01:47,278
有差嗎？做都做了

805
01:01:51,828 --> 01:01:53,039
是啦

806
01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:01,932
幹！

807
01:02:13,705 --> 01:02:14,915
走啦

808
01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:16,377
樓下怎樣了？

809
01:02:16,669 --> 01:02:19,006
沒事，一切都在控制之中！

810
01:02:42,051 --> 01:02:45,559
千萬不要！不要咬我屁股！

811
01:02:47,312 --> 01:02:48,732
不要！

812
01:02:51,780 --> 01:02:56,455
我的屁股，她在咬我屁股！

813
01:02:56,538 --> 01:02:57,958
媽呀

814
01:02:58,167 --> 01:02:59,085
卡特！

815
01:02:59,419 --> 01:03:02,133
媽呀，有夠噁！

816
01:03:08,228 --> 01:03:09,814
卡特！

817
01:03:11,944 --> 01:03:13,363
掰了，賤人！

818
01:03:17,246 --> 01:03:18,874
到底發生什麼事？

819
01:03:20,502 --> 01:03:22,966
靠！大家回2樓！

820
01:03:30,438 --> 01:03:33,486
快點！  - 頂住門！

821
01:03:34,530 --> 01:03:35,866
擋不住他們的！

822
01:03:35,991 --> 01:03:37,786
找到日記了嗎？  - 沒有，都找遍了！

823
01:03:37,870 --> 01:03:39,289
我們該走了！

824
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,113
我的老天，他們來了！

825
01:03:57,825 --> 01:03:59,871
我們應該可以跳到柵欄外！

826
01:04:00,706 --> 01:04:03,377
管他的，跳吧！  - 柵欄在10呎遠

827
01:04:03,837 --> 01:04:06,008
我先跳！  - 跳啊！

828
01:04:11,894 --> 01:04:13,064
快點跳！

829
01:04:19,993 --> 01:04:21,789
奧奇，換你了！

830
01:04:23,166 --> 01:04:24,001
快點！

831
01:04:24,126 --> 01:04:26,882
我有懼高症！  - 殭屍更可怕！

832
01:05:07,879 --> 01:05:09,632
那是他的屌嗎？

833
01:05:11,218 --> 01:05:12,597
我們要想辦法救他

834
01:05:12,722 --> 01:05:14,433
救救我！我要摔下去了！

835
01:05:14,642 --> 01:05:16,605
抓住他的屌，班恩！

836
01:05:16,938 --> 01:05:18,901
快來幫我！

837
01:05:20,570 --> 01:05:22,407
妳要幹嘛？

838
01:05:23,367 --> 01:05:25,747
混蛋東西！來抓我啊

839
01:05:30,215 --> 01:05:31,592
快點！

840
01:05:32,886 --> 01:05:33,930
要斷了！

841
01:05:37,394 --> 01:05:39,608
他的屌要斷了！

842
01:05:58,227 --> 01:05:59,480
我找到了！

843
01:06:02,485 --> 01:06:03,864
我找到了  - 放在哪裡？

844
01:06:04,030 --> 01:06:05,324
內衣抽屜  - 爽啦

845
01:06:06,201 --> 01:06:07,412
快跑！

846
01:06:11,921 --> 01:06:13,299
鎖起來

847
01:06:13,591 --> 01:06:15,219
奧奇，開燈

848
01:06:16,263 --> 01:06:17,807
停電了

849
01:06:18,350 --> 01:06:20,061
這是什麼地方？

850
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:22,817
菲爾德太太的家

851
01:06:23,026 --> 01:06:24,738
真不敢相信我們竟然砍斷她的頭

852
01:06:24,863 --> 01:06:27,159
她想吃我屁股，活該

853
01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,664
我們不宜久留，動作快

854
01:06:44,150 --> 01:06:45,528
卡特，檢查窗戶

855
01:06:49,495 --> 01:06:51,164
靠，到處都是殭屍

856
01:06:51,456 --> 01:06:53,585
她的車子在車庫

857
01:06:53,627 --> 01:06:55,089
我們可以開走

858
01:07:10,661 --> 01:07:11,997
什麼聲音？

859
01:07:12,038 --> 01:07:13,332
有什麼東西在動

860
01:07:23,436 --> 01:07:24,313
奧奇？

861
01:07:24,521 --> 01:07:25,773
老兄

862
01:07:26,025 --> 01:07:27,527
奧奇  - 怎麼了？

863
01:07:27,861 --> 01:07:29,781
不要動

864
01:07:40,928 --> 01:07:43,391
打到了嗎？  - 我打到了！

865
01:07:48,693 --> 01:07:50,113
快跑！

866
01:07:56,124 --> 01:07:58,505
動作快！

867
01:07:59,214 --> 01:08:01,928
打開車庫門！  - 打不開

868
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:03,430
開車！

869
01:08:03,556 --> 01:08:04,725
管他的！

870
01:08:15,704 --> 01:08:17,542
羅傑斯隊長！

871
01:08:18,877 --> 01:08:21,424
他看起來好糟！  - 我放火燒他

872
01:08:22,385 --> 01:08:23,762
他想吃掉我！

873
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,191
等一下，你要開車撞他？

874
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:40,043
對不起了！

875
01:08:57,620 --> 01:08:59,874
日記寫著舊的休閒中心

876
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,294
希望趕得及

877
01:09:01,586 --> 01:09:03,381
我會盡快找人幫忙

878
01:09:03,590 --> 01:09:05,219
保重

879
01:09:13,108 --> 01:09:14,486
丹妮絲

880
01:09:15,864 --> 01:09:18,160
我不知道會怎麼樣，但...

881
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:22,085
妳是我見過最酷的女生

882
01:09:23,629 --> 01:09:25,007
還有...

883
01:09:26,301 --> 01:09:28,597
希望妳會遇見配得上妳的男人

884
01:09:30,309 --> 01:09:31,185
謝謝

885
01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:02,371
我們要去休閒中心

886
01:10:02,664 --> 01:10:04,877
班恩，這是自殺任務

887
01:10:05,169 --> 01:10:07,966
他們再過兩小時就會炸了這個鎮

888
01:10:08,091 --> 01:10:09,802
搞不好丹妮絲來得及阻止他們？

889
01:10:10,095 --> 01:10:11,890
要是她來不及呢？

890
01:10:12,016 --> 01:10:13,435
誰來拯救他們？警察嗎？

891
01:10:13,518 --> 01:10:14,228
他們都死了

892
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,023
軍隊嗎？

893
01:10:16,149 --> 01:10:17,568
他們才不會來

894
01:10:18,195 --> 01:10:20,574
我們是他們最後的希望

895
01:10:22,118 --> 01:10:24,457
我們穿成這樣或許很蠢

896
01:10:24,624 --> 01:10:27,545
全校把我們當成笑話

897
01:10:29,341 --> 01:10:30,803
但今晚...

898
01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,557
我們要告訴他們什麼是童子軍

899
01:10:34,601 --> 01:10:38,734
我們要杵在這裡呢？

900
01:10:39,361 --> 01:10:41,990
還是去拯救世界？

901
01:10:43,285 --> 01:10:44,579
幹，爽啦

902
01:10:45,873 --> 01:10:47,419
我有感動到

903
01:10:48,128 --> 01:10:49,255
謝謝，奧奇

904
01:10:49,380 --> 01:10:50,758
走吧

905
01:10:53,638 --> 01:10:55,434
休閒中心在那邊

906
01:10:57,062 --> 01:10:59,108
我們要先去個地方

907
01:11:27,371 --> 01:11:28,290
"汽油"

908
01:11:28,999 --> 01:11:30,126
"肥料"

909
01:11:55,802 --> 01:11:56,135
"器材長"

910
01:11:57,221 --> 01:11:58,181
"小隊長"

911
01:11:58,891 --> 01:11:59,308
"小隊員"

912
01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:12,835
你是認真的嗎？

913
01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:17,261
我無法收發簡訊

914
01:12:17,469 --> 01:12:18,847
別管那些

915
01:12:19,055 --> 01:12:20,851
你要帶我去哪裡？

916
01:12:21,311 --> 01:12:23,523
這是驚喜

917
01:12:23,815 --> 01:12:25,443
我要打妳屁股

918
01:12:28,825 --> 01:12:30,536
搞什麼？

919
01:12:30,829 --> 01:12:31,831
來吧

920
01:12:32,457 --> 01:12:34,377
這裡很噁心耶

921
01:12:35,588 --> 01:12:37,175
我要幫妳檢查身體

922
01:12:41,642 --> 01:12:43,687
天啊，妳好性感

923
01:12:43,979 --> 01:12:45,190
謝謝

924
01:12:46,985 --> 01:12:50,534
我們沒有要嘿咻  - 為什麼？

925
01:12:51,077 --> 01:12:53,539
我們才交往兩分鐘

926
01:12:53,707 --> 01:12:54,709
那就幫我吹？

927
01:12:54,834 --> 01:12:57,381
我好不容易才找到這個口香糖

928
01:12:58,341 --> 01:12:59,718
爛死了

929
01:13:01,847 --> 01:13:04,228
好吧，你可以幫我舔

930
01:13:04,353 --> 01:13:06,315
真的？  - 真的，不客氣

931
01:13:14,957 --> 01:13:18,213
我才剛坐牢你就馬上去把妹

932
01:13:18,380 --> 01:13:19,716
搞什麼？

933
01:13:23,515 --> 01:13:26,062
性變態，給我滾！

934
01:13:29,861 --> 01:13:31,406
你是來真的？

935
01:13:37,835 --> 01:13:40,089
我在坐牢！

936
01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:44,849
人呢？你到底要不要舔？

937
01:13:58,417 --> 01:14:02,257
你的嘴巴好冰喔

938
01:14:12,736 --> 01:14:13,738
別這樣

939
01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:16,786
不要！  - 放輕鬆，寶貝

940
01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:18,873
別碰我！  - 妳在搞什麼？

941
01:14:18,998 --> 01:14:21,796
我擔心我弟，他應該來的

942
01:14:21,921 --> 01:14:23,048
他不會來的

943
01:14:23,173 --> 01:14:24,217
你怎麼知道？

944
01:14:24,510 --> 01:14:26,889
因為我給他錯的地址

945
01:14:27,431 --> 01:14:29,227
他們是童子軍！

946
01:14:29,352 --> 01:14:31,481
妳以為我會邀他們？

947
01:14:31,648 --> 01:14:34,070
過來  - 你這個爛人

948
01:14:34,279 --> 01:14:35,823
妳不能走  - 我就是要走！

949
01:14:36,116 --> 01:14:37,493
妳不能走！

950
01:14:39,372 --> 01:14:40,958
算了，走啊，賤人！

951
01:14:43,881 --> 01:14:46,553
天哪！妳不會用棉條嗎？

952
01:14:46,803 --> 01:14:48,473
靠！

953
01:14:55,028 --> 01:14:56,990
救我！

954
01:14:57,282 --> 01:14:58,659
誰來救救我！

955
01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:01,498
我的天啊！怎麼回事？救我！

956
01:16:11,719 --> 01:16:12,972
童子軍們

957
01:16:13,139 --> 01:16:14,475
我們要打趴那些殭屍

958
01:16:49,919 --> 01:16:51,130
屌吧

959
01:17:07,662 --> 01:17:08,706
克羅伊？

960
01:17:08,831 --> 01:17:09,875
不會吧

961
01:17:12,589 --> 01:17:13,549
幹得痛快

962
01:17:36,636 --> 01:17:38,222
大爛人

963
01:17:42,313 --> 01:17:43,733
到處都是殭屍！

964
01:17:43,983 --> 01:17:45,444
大家背靠背！

965
01:17:48,367 --> 01:17:51,831
死殭屍！找死嗎？

966
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,671
混蛋東西！去死吧！

967
01:17:54,963 --> 01:17:57,843
來啊！想跟我單挑？

968
01:18:00,306 --> 01:18:02,018
班恩！

969
01:18:02,352 --> 01:18:04,189
救救我！

970
01:18:09,658 --> 01:18:10,368
班恩！

971
01:18:10,493 --> 01:18:11,955
撐住，坎朵，我來了！

972
01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:15,378
可惡

973
01:18:15,670 --> 01:18:17,340
糟了，快點啊！

974
01:18:17,674 --> 01:18:19,010
班恩，小心！

975
01:18:19,176 --> 01:18:19,845
靠

976
01:18:31,492 --> 01:18:33,204
班恩，趴下！

977
01:18:39,884 --> 01:18:40,469
班恩！

978
01:18:41,346 --> 01:18:43,933
坎朵，下來，快點！

979
01:18:46,773 --> 01:18:48,275
妳沒事吧？  - 我沒事

980
01:18:48,485 --> 01:18:49,737
我們走！

981
01:18:49,820 --> 01:18:51,156
走啊

982
01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:54,162
快疏散大家，我們走！

983
01:18:54,537 --> 01:18:57,418
大家快去樓梯那裡！動作快！

984
01:19:04,224 --> 01:19:05,184
快點！

985
01:19:05,393 --> 01:19:06,937
大家快跑！

986
01:19:07,230 --> 01:19:10,903
動作快！再快一點！

987
01:19:11,153 --> 01:19:12,239
走啊！

988
01:19:12,532 --> 01:19:14,076
不要停！快點！

989
01:19:14,243 --> 01:19:15,328
可惡！

990
01:19:20,213 --> 01:19:21,465
你在幹嘛？

991
01:19:21,549 --> 01:19:23,094
不鎖門的話殭屍會跟著大家！

992
01:19:23,219 --> 01:19:25,014
你要怎麼辦？  - 妳快離開！

993
01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:26,517
我不會丟下你

994
01:19:26,642 --> 01:19:28,438
走吧！相信我！

995
01:19:36,495 --> 01:19:37,873
我沒子彈了！  - 可惡！

996
01:19:37,998 --> 01:19:40,586
太多殭屍了！我們走！快點！

997
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:41,881
走啊！

998
01:19:42,841 --> 01:19:43,760
幹！

999
01:19:44,677 --> 01:19:47,141
走啊！  - 快點！

1000
01:19:52,359 --> 01:19:54,112
動作快！

1001
01:19:54,572 --> 01:19:55,991
奧奇！

1002
01:19:56,951 --> 01:19:58,788
快跑！

1003
01:20:10,311 --> 01:20:11,813
門呢？

1004
01:20:12,148 --> 01:20:14,027
一定還有別的出口

1005
01:20:14,277 --> 01:20:15,655
我沒看到

1006
01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:17,534
我們被困住了  - 靠

1007
01:20:17,784 --> 01:20:19,119
沒有路

1008
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:22,961
該怎麼辦？  - 你的背包給我

1009
01:20:23,169 --> 01:20:25,215
什麼？你要幹嘛？

1010
01:20:30,475 --> 01:20:31,728
那是什麼？

1011
01:20:31,770 --> 01:20:32,229
炸彈

1012
01:20:32,521 --> 01:20:33,565
你做了炸彈？

1013
01:20:33,731 --> 01:20:34,733
你是塔利班喔？

1014
01:20:34,985 --> 01:20:37,781
死個痛快或活人生吃選一個！

1015
01:20:38,992 --> 01:20:40,412
你們來選

1016
01:20:42,958 --> 01:20:44,795
打火機給我

1017
01:20:45,964 --> 01:20:46,799
拿去

1018
01:20:51,391 --> 01:20:52,811
準備好了嗎？

1019
01:20:57,028 --> 01:20:57,737
等一下

1020
01:20:57,778 --> 01:20:58,697
怎麼了？

1021
01:20:59,365 --> 01:21:00,326
我有話要說

1022
01:21:00,618 --> 01:21:03,248
不用了  - 我要說

1023
01:21:04,167 --> 01:21:05,878
我們不應該騙你的

1024
01:21:06,504 --> 01:21:08,425
我們太過分了

1025
01:21:08,675 --> 01:21:11,055
沒錯，我們是爛人

1026
01:21:11,514 --> 01:21:14,937
我不應該逼你們為了我留在童子軍

1027
01:21:15,104 --> 01:21:16,523
你說到重點了

1028
01:21:16,858 --> 01:21:18,611
我以為我想退出

1029
01:21:18,695 --> 01:21:21,910
其實只是在乎別人的觀感

1030
01:21:23,371 --> 01:21:25,249
我明明就很愛當童子軍

1031
01:21:26,168 --> 01:21:27,712
我真的愛

1032
01:21:27,962 --> 01:21:29,216
也因為這樣才認識到你們

1033
01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:35,352
我知道今晚很扯也很痛苦

1034
01:21:35,561 --> 01:21:37,022
但還是有一件好事

1035
01:21:37,398 --> 01:21:39,110
就是此時此刻

1036
01:21:40,362 --> 01:21:41,447
我們...

1037
01:21:41,614 --> 01:21:43,284
能夠和好

1038
01:21:45,915 --> 01:21:47,292
我愛童軍終身不渝

1039
01:21:50,132 --> 01:21:51,801
我愛童軍終身不渝

1040
01:21:53,888 --> 01:21:54,932
我愛童軍終身不渝

1041
01:22:01,487 --> 01:22:03,908
班恩？我握著你的手會很蠢嗎？

1042
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:04,994
不會

1043
01:22:08,459 --> 01:22:10,379
該死的，爛東西

1044
01:22:11,423 --> 01:22:13,051
你在幹嘛？  - 沒有油了

1045
01:22:13,177 --> 01:22:14,471
給我

1046
01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:16,850
你有別的打火機嗎？

1047
01:22:20,608 --> 01:22:22,820
該死的，我們本來可以死得痛快！

1048
01:22:25,283 --> 01:22:26,745
現在要被生吞活剝了

1049
01:22:26,870 --> 01:22:28,331
奧奇，你可以的

1050
01:22:28,456 --> 01:22:30,711
別給我壓力！我討厭那樣！

1051
01:22:32,380 --> 01:22:34,843
白痴，你們杵在那裡幹嘛？

1052
01:22:36,222 --> 01:22:37,849
她從哪裡冒出來的？

1053
01:22:40,188 --> 01:22:41,690
奧奇，別管炸彈了！

1054
01:22:49,038 --> 01:22:50,040
走啦！

1055
01:23:28,532 --> 01:23:29,868
你們沒事吧？

1056
01:23:30,035 --> 01:23:32,039
我還活著！

1057
01:23:32,205 --> 01:23:35,796
奧奇，算你狠！  - 你辦到了！

1058
01:23:36,088 --> 01:23:37,467
太屌了！

1059
01:23:37,592 --> 01:23:38,969
爽啦！  - 幹得好！

1060
01:23:41,015 --> 01:23:42,309
搞什麼？

1061
01:23:42,769 --> 01:23:44,563
羅傑斯隊長？

1062
01:23:47,027 --> 01:23:49,156
不得不佩服他，他命很硬

1063
01:23:50,450 --> 01:23:52,871
糟了，誰還有武器？

1064
01:23:53,122 --> 01:23:55,627
這附近應該有

1065
01:24:13,412 --> 01:24:16,251
每次都是我！

1066
01:24:27,397 --> 01:24:28,859
總算來了

1067
01:24:50,275 --> 01:24:52,112
疏散用巴士移到次要位置

1068
01:24:52,446 --> 01:24:53,783
你臉色很差

1069
01:24:53,949 --> 01:24:56,204
不然要怎樣？我整晚都在殺殭屍

1070
01:24:56,454 --> 01:24:58,041
你昨天晚上很猛嘛

1071
01:24:59,627 --> 01:25:01,130
謝謝妳趕回來

1072
01:25:01,255 --> 01:25:03,968
總要有人救你  - 也是啦

1073
01:25:04,595 --> 01:25:07,976
我們還可以約出來嗎？

1074
01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:10,482
我覺得我們已是一個團隊了

1075
01:25:10,607 --> 01:25:13,571
放輕鬆，你還有事情要忙

1076
01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:20,334
去吧，你可以的

1077
01:25:21,128 --> 01:25:21,963
好

1078
01:25:22,088 --> 01:25:23,465
去吧

1079
01:25:28,475 --> 01:25:30,855
看到你沒事，我好開心

1080
01:25:34,404 --> 01:25:37,660
好甜蜜，來擊掌

1081
01:25:37,994 --> 01:25:39,496
我才不要

1082
01:25:39,664 --> 01:25:40,666
來嘛

1083
01:25:40,833 --> 01:25:42,669
那有什麼好擊掌的？

1084
01:25:42,837 --> 01:25:43,713
別這樣

1085
01:25:44,841 --> 01:25:46,177
你看他們

1086
01:25:50,393 --> 01:25:51,729
你哪位？

1087
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:53,608
我是童子軍

1088
01:25:58,158 --> 01:26:00,370
這樣我只能去操他媽了

1089
01:26:00,830 --> 01:26:02,124
你有病嗎？

1090
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:09,000
別走開 後面還有喔！！

1091
01:27:57,210 --> 01:27:59,610
（休閒中心）

1092
01:28:27,147 --> 01:28:29,068
拜託

1093
01:28:31,030 --> 01:28:32,366
結束啦